memphis201
Lexington, United States
Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
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memphis201 14
Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.
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KiiwiiRox 6
Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Lemon party?
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roachyroo 5
I'm telling ya, A535 or vicks vapo rub is no happy fun time either.
annagilbert 6
I am starting to think none of you wash your hands.
norythepeanut 1
When life gives you lemons..squeeze them and insert a tampon.
Briiyahh 7
I SAW THIS IN MODERATION TO!!!
dancingcutie1029 2
Ydi. You're not supposed to touch the part that goes in. Improper use.
memphis201 14
It didn't have an applicator, therefore if I wanted to put it in far enough for it to work I had to stick my hands up there.
pandalover69 26
maybe you should spring for the ones with the applicator. most women would agree they're worth the extra few $
perdix 29
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fishboy123 7
lemon scent to kill your bad odor :D
Llama_Face89 33
My roommate says she wants me to call you a dumbass, OP.
Kiki242 19
Damn man I can feel the burn just thinking about it.
StaceyMichelle 5
Who washes their hands before inserting tampons anyway? That would just be silly...
memphis201 14
I normally do but it was an emergency, if you know what I mean by that.