memphis201
Lexington, United States
Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
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memphis201 14
Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.
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KiiwiiRox 6
Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Lemon party?
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shaggan 6
Try after shave on your balls you'll quit complaining lol. But lemons burn something fierce so it's funny. Go have a shower and wash the lemonade from your lips you'll be fine lol. Oo shit I'm sry I had to.
dinatothesaur 1
Ouch...
dpfox 2
Gives a new meaning to the term "sour-puss"
KingCeltic77 18
Don't be such a sour puss-y.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
So you were inserting something into your ****** and didn't wash your hands first?
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Which makes me wonder: if you don't even wash your hands before doing bathroom stuff then I bet you don't wash your hands before cooking. Do you even wash after tampons, peeing, or pooping? Which makes you disgusting. Learn basic hygiene.
memphis201 14
I normally do but it was an emergency, if you know what I mean by that. Learn basic respect.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
I have respect. I just find that you don't wash your hands to be disgusting. Reminds me why I hate eating food other people cook or touch. Who knows if they are like you and never wash up. Ew.
JazzyByProxy 14
Anyone drop a "We need more Lemon Pledge." joke yet?
whoopyouupsideyo 0
Nothing like the smell of being lemon fresh!
pappuyarr 1
Where?
pappuyarr 1
Why would you squeeze lemon in ur pussy? There are yeast infection medication available u know, & was tampon able to keep lemon juice inside?
TheFatUnicorns 3
hahahahahahha. idiot. sorry, it's true.
tisvana20 6
You see, that is why I use pads. I can't accidentally maim my downstairs with chemicals. That and I've never seen a tampon in my entire life. At least they weren't incendiary lemons. That's all I can say.