By JessicaandGhazi - 26/5/2020 20:00

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Today, I told my BFF that I went to the store to buy medium shirts because I had gained some weight during coronavirus. He asked me, "What's the point in doing that when you're getting so fat, those wont even fit in 2 weeks?" FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

He's probably right. Just go straight to the muumuu and be done with it!

What's the point? We're all gonna die! When the alien archeologists try to figure out what happened, I hope they find a lot of uneaten canned beans and no uneaten chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches. I could be proud of our failed species.

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

He's probably right. Just go straight to the muumuu and be done with it!

What's the point? We're all gonna die! When the alien archeologists try to figure out what happened, I hope they find a lot of uneaten canned beans and no uneaten chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches. I could be proud of our failed species.

By  Taurus_ChicKa  |  36

You've only gained enough weight to fit into a medium? Sounds to me like you've got nothing to complain about, and if you're friend thinks that's fat, he's a big part of what's wrong with today's society.