Health: Today, I learned the hard way what the inside of my toe looks... - FML

By soni_miller - 26/01/2016 06:02 - United States - Burke

Today, I learned the hard way what the inside of my toe looks like. FML

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soni_miller 6

Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:55

Hey guys! I'm OP, I just didn't log in to give the FML. At the end of October, my iPad accidentally fell on my big toe, affecting my nail and the skin around it. It still didn't heal and yesterday it started chipping and peeling off. It actually didn't hurt when it did. But DO NOT EVER DROP YOUR IPAD ON YOUR TOE BECAUSE IT WILL HURT SO BAD.

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Chrysic 20

Tuesday 26 January 2016 17:56

What exactly happened

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 26 January 2016 17:59

Wow, that sounds toetally, disgusting sorry OP!

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MangoLoco 22

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:18

We need a follow up

derpyshy 16

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:24

I knew someone who had the same experience, though it involved using a weed whacker while wearing sandals.

BlubberKing 15

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:50

Then the person who did that was a dumbass

derpyshy 16

Wednesday 27 January 2016 0:59

Yep, he was.

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:27

I'm now curious what the easy way is.

ButterSweet 15

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:29

Step on a Lego?

tin_cup 27

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:31

Is it filled with jam?

Doberman101 29

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:34

That sounds horrible. I'm sorry that you had to experience that, OP. We need a follow up.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:38

Oh god, I hope you're ok.

VikingLynne 18

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:42

if no one else is going to... TOE NO!

SimpletonThe5th 10

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:49

The hard way? I'm curious as to what the easy way is.

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 26 January 2016 21:40

Using a camera or reflective device. Maneuvering your foot around to see your toe's insides is a feat.

LPac5295 27

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:50

Holy hell. This needs a follow up for sure.

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