Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, my wife lost her patience with her aunt but because she can't say anything to her, she takes it out on me. Then she also blames everything on me, in that I didn't do enough to make it stop. I went against my family and relatives to be with this woman, but I get treated as a dog. FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML
Today, I learned that my husband “accidentally” let the dog out and allowed her to be eaten by an alligator because I got a male coworker, who is also a good friend of mine, a birthday present. We had an argument about our friendship, which apparently bothers him. I’d had that dog since I was a junior in high school. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my family and I are spending the weekend with my in-laws, and their disrespectful, disobedient asshole of a dog. He does whatever he wants, and if I scold him, my mother-in-law in turn scolds me, then tells me how something one of us did is to blame for the dog's behavior. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Of course! Animals are more precious than human lives. That's why we give them better birthdays!!
Vitamin_C 0
No no, not stupid_world, stupid_you. Why would you not stand up for yourself against people calling you a bitch? If you know your husband is too much of a dick to do it for you, then do it yourself.
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Comments (54)
thinmint 0
bitch is not a word just thrown around to nice, caring women. there's usually a cause for that affect... just a thought
cmftgl 0
maybe you shouldn't be such a bitch about it.
perdix 31
Your husband spent a fortune getting a pedigreed pure-bred with papers and was highly insulted by his aunt's reference to it being a mixed breed (Personally, I only select "mutts" from the SPCA, although I once found and adopted a dog that may have been a pure-bred American Eskimo.) She said something that is factually incorrect. If everybody says you are bitch, do you think the facts point in that direction, bitch?
sparkey0127 0
don't be a bitch anymore, your dog prolly isn't a mutt. so the aunt was not correct that's why he yelled, if you weren't a bitch an someone called u one he'd yell too
jtb1999 0
hahahahha
WishUponAWorld 0
You can stand up for yourself. Your dog can't.
BritishHobo 0
Who called you a bitch?
fischju 0
But does he get mad if somebody calls his dog a bitch?
me5 0
You could be the one called mutt. what's the difference?
ozymandias_fml 0
A) The dog cannot defend itself. You can defend yourself. B) The dog cannot help it's heritage. You can stop being a bitch.