Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML
Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
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Top comments
Mi24hind 0
YDI for peeing on the hornets. what did they do to you?
KaptainKronicX 5
They must have been pissed. ;)
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Comments (273)
Hecait 5
Have we learned something today?
fluffy118 0
YDI for not using a bathroom like a person.
Robbums 1
your fuggin stupid, OP
HunterAlpha1 8
if there is any justice in this world OP will never again be able to use his "source", thus saving mankind from his progeny.
Bobby64 29
^ You must be new to FML: there's lots of stupidity to read. We get people pepper spraying themselves, thinking blueberries are just peas holding their breath, doodling on laptop screens, and jumping into pools while holding cats. It's natural selection in action, so it should be very fascinating if you're into biology.
seizurous 0
hahahahahahaha wow
flawedgenius 6
Almost as funny as pissing on a metal fence post next to an electrical pylon tower when there is thunder and lightning. you can guess what happened to my friend....
OhJohnNo 1
Which sitcom do you live in?
mlexi21 5
What did you expect?
Lucky10 0
why is this down here this was a reply to one of the comments up top