Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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Comments (268)
Knightchaser27 25
Not my style but to each his own
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I really didn't know people fantasized about ponies this much until all the FMLs started pouring in.
cutiepie292929 18
WTF is wrong with all these people having sexual fantasies with My Little Pony??? Some people in this world are so disgusting!
cutiepie292929 18
:-S
Fishinaddict22 1
Am I the only one wondering how the hell 55 came before 29? Lol
cheekyterier 13
is this the same son that pre-ordered the new season of mlp?
emmanhall11 3
I do not like cloppers.
dog1999 2
What the hell is the infatuation with my little pony all of a sudden for. Call me an adult but I just don't get it.
Pinkfl0yd 9
Why do I get the feeling I know this kid?
KingPinkiepie 15
I love mlp to but this is just sick and wrong
KiddNYC1O 22
Cyber is magic.