Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I used the community vacuum to clean my dorm. When spots started appearing on the floor, I assumed it was leaking water. By the time I finished there were tons of wet spots on the floor. Later I found out that someone had just used that very vacuum to suck up vomit. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
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Top comments
danceinconverse 25
And that's when you said "**** it." And get a new vacuum.
JuzReading 23
What a feral thing to do
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Comments (45)
datkenna 20
Do you not clean your floors often enough to realise this?
beantownchivette 8
If OP has hardwood floors, they could have been using a broom for the floors. I sweep my hardwood floors weekly but only vacuum once a month(also use the vacuum to get cobwebs)
nightstalker94 18
That was a shitty move
pmore04 20
Your life sucks as much as the vacuum does.
Sccrstud2 14
never heard of a plunger?
beef_weezle 13
Who ******* does that?!
ladycoco8 20
Does no one understand how to use a plunger anymore? Honestly. My job requires me to clean the bathrooms when I open up, and there's usually one toilet clogged. Even though the plunger is left in the bathroom for this purpose.
mswim 27
That is absolutely disgusting. What a horrid roommate.
videogames4life 10
Throw that vacuum out or send it to your housemate with a letter saying, "You forgot this."
tomvertigo 17
New vacuum.
KaylaTackett 18
You didn't notice a smell after several weeks?