Miscellaneous: Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about...

By Yeppets - 28/05/2014 04:13 - United States - Roscoe

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

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Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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Today, I announced my engagement on social media. I got more people telling me how stupid I was than any actually congratulating me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 10:18 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I got called a "politically correct loser" by a woman at the supermarket, all because I said I didn't want to find out the gender of my baby until birth. FML

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Today, I was accused of digital blackface and culturally appropriating my own culture. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 18:11 - Australia - Perth

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary and that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML

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Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML

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By Too manly - 20/03/2013 04:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

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Magic_Dino_Dog 9

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:36

lol I think you are a better american for not giving a shit

Kenna515 13

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:36

I'm right there with you!

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Kenna515 13

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:36

I'm right there with you!

BrickTamlandLamp 13

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:40

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Magic_Dino_Dog 9

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:36

lol I think you are a better american for not giving a shit

184886837272837 32

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:00

I don't think whether you give a shit or not about a celebrity wedding should define the patriotism you have towards your country... to me it sounds like an ignorant red neck who is used to shouting "that's unamerican" at anything they don't like said this.

Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:02

But a redneck wouldn't care about the wedding to begin with. Or most celebrities for that matter.

Cass_x 22

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:37

I love you for not caring about it! Props to you!

AmexBlack 24

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:27

I truly struggle to understand people's fascination with talentless morons like the Kardashian sisters.. Or reality tv stars in general.

_Heisenberg__ 15

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:37

Un-American or Un-Retarded?

curlytop101 23

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:37

How could they be so heartless?

Attacksloth 33

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:37

Imma let you finish but that guy sounds like the biggest dick of all time... Of all time!

JMichael 25

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:38

No you sir are a hero.

lord_meloetta 20

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:38

No it makes you a better American

bigtacoz 10

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:39

Well dang that means most of America isn't ameican

cakefete2 30

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:00

Ironically, a good bit of it used to belong to Mexico. I know that's not what you meant, but still.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 28 May 2014 17:25

And another good bit of it used to belong to France, while another good bit of it used to belong to Spain, and yet another good bit of it used to belong to England, and the whole damn thing used to belong to the Native Americans. So what's your point?