Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML
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Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML
Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML
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ddrluna 2
And even if it did, you probably would have just ignored it anyway, like everyone else does, right?
99MDC 0
Ah shit. That sucks man.
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Comments (49)
Eq_27 0
Same thing happened to me, plus we had paid $400 extra dollars for the car alarm. They got my ipod and camera. Alarm didn't make a sound.
Thespade_fml 0
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tyson346 0
In soviet russia car breaks you
FAKEstfu 0
I would make a funny, but I'm glad they only took your cd player from your car versus your life from your bed.
i_got_it 0
lol... You're bitching about a CD player?? Who the hell carries around CDs and CD players? OP needs to stop being such a sensitive lame.
cselby 0
# 33.....are you actually retarded or did you just post that for the heck of it?
bananafishsticks 0
You [insert supposedly offensive homosexual name-calling here].
urlifeisfucked_fml 0
"Supposedly offensive" How is calling someone gay as an insult not offensive?
reisz618 2
I actually know the OP personally, he drives a Dodge Charger, so I dunno where the Honda Oddysey BS comes from. While all you little special needs kids are mocking the CD player aspect, who cares? The point was his window got kicked in in the middle of the night and the so called car alarm didn't make a goddamn sound. That's something every car owner should be pissed about, rather than mocking, as it creates an illusion of safety that none of us truly have.
miyon_fml 0
sadly, some people here have forgotten why this site was created. They fail to find any of the humor that is intended or just see any FML as a reason to complain about anything trival. Sucks for your friend.
ss22 0
i totally understand that happened to me before where they broke through the window and the security light was still blinking like nothing happened even though my gps and money was gone
Allicks 0
Thanks for the CD player!