Health: Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub...

By sickness_sucks - 15/06/2012 06:19 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

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By lanikai610 - 26/10/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 23:01

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By idontlikebitter - 08/03/2016 21:10 - Switzerland - Klingnau

Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 05:01

Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML

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By InsertPopcicle - 22/11/2013 06:53 - United States

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

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By Loki16 - 02/06/2016 08:40 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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ILoveFluttershy 3

Friday 15 June 2012 12:45

I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.

yoursucklives 36

Friday 15 June 2012 12:42

i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning ******!

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crackerjack66 0

Friday 15 June 2012 15:23

you and girls like you are the reason my men are superior to women.. fyl

donkey79 0

Friday 15 June 2012 15:23

But did it do anything for the congestion?

coolbrony12 3

Friday 15 June 2012 15:31

Omg YLS is the number of the devil!

reimichele 8

Friday 15 June 2012 15:49

It's really hard to remember to wash your hands when you're all derpy because of meds and a cold. OP was probably rushing too. Sorry for the fire in your loins OP. :(

pengin 13

Friday 15 June 2012 16:05

oh gawd. nasty mental image :(

sheerem 7

Friday 15 June 2012 16:09

Ugh that sounds exactly like me right now. I have a bad cold and I'm on my period.

Darkmagic666 9

Friday 15 June 2012 16:30

That has to burn.... Well now you know not to do that again

Mirmade1985 2

Friday 15 June 2012 16:39

Hahahahahahahahah

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Friday 15 June 2012 17:04

itchy burning sensation? clear it up with vagisil lol

mariah_victoria 0

Friday 15 June 2012 17:40

HAHA.hahahahhh. Mk

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:08

Idk if I should be happy you're laughing or scared cause of the capped laughter D:

EandR10 2

Friday 15 June 2012 17:08

Ouch!

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