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By Twinner - 20/10/2009 19:03 - Canada

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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Comments

anonymous100000 17

Saturday 1 November 2014 20:11

how did he get your license? YDI

Pyrithium 8

Friday 14 November 2014 18:30

What a ******* piece of cocksucking shit.

sherman77 5

Saturday 18 June 2016 23:01

Karma to the max.

iwatchyoudieinmy 2

Tuesday 14 March 2017 9:20

Benefits to being a fraternal twin lmao

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