Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML
Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, my brother found out that getting pulled over is technically getting arrested. Almost on cue, we got pulled over because my dad doesn't realize that "stop at a Stop sign" doesn't mean "slow down to a crawl, then go." My brother then started yelling, "WE'RE BEING ARRESTED!" At least the cop thought it was funny. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
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Top comments
letthemxeatcake 0
Sucks to have an evil twin, doesn't it?
14hatemachine 2
and next you'll be calling each other ugly haha.
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Comments (118)
mohlee 0
I'm a twin, and I find it kind of weird that it took you so long to realize that being a twin "really isn't that cool."
TenebrificTurtle 0
I think the first matching outfit and mistaken identity would have been the key to this. I am not a twin but my mother wishes my sister and I were. She liked to dress us alike and considered naming me Hailey, my sister's name is Holly. It is bad. So get how bad it would be if Holly and I were actually twins and not just a few years apart.
EmeryJaded 0
I'm an identical twin too but I'm more of the devious one.. try putting Nair in his shampoo. That ought to settle the score(:
kimmiebubimi 3
I'd **** that bitch up! peice of shit your brother is. I'd just die my hair and be like man nvm just **** HIM UP!
hayoudumbass 0
go that to him next time
TehBoulder 4
amen to that brother. being a twin sucks.
Sugar101_fml 0
Go have sex with his girlfriend!(: If you guys are identical she shouldn't know the difference(: hahha
Sugar101_fml 0
Go bang his girlfriend, if you're identical that shouldn't be too hard(:
pokejaden 5
So, are you Fred or George Weasley?
adela119 0
Karmas a bitch huh? Hahaha jp
fogrunner 13
just do the same thing to him.