Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML
Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, my brother found out that getting pulled over is technically getting arrested. Almost on cue, we got pulled over because my dad doesn't realize that "stop at a Stop sign" doesn't mean "slow down to a crawl, then go." My brother then started yelling, "WE'RE BEING ARRESTED!" At least the cop thought it was funny. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
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Top comments
letthemxeatcake 0
Sucks to have an evil twin, doesn't it?
14hatemachine 2
and next you'll be calling each other ugly haha.
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Comments (118)
jane99 2
My twin is a bitch too.
maddy23a 5
Same -.-
death_dolphin24 0
You should see my evil clone.
Crapsickle 0
Twin brother means fair fight dude. I have a twin too
Jewelofagal 2
This would be considered identity theft. File a police report.
usmcsniper16 0
stfu its his brother. dont be so serious...idiot
picturetaker 0
lol, FYL fer sure.
SaintJimmy 0
I'm fairly certain that constitutes identity theft. Edit: Someone beat me to saying this.
ryan__h 1
yeah your right but on his brother?
TenebrificTurtle 0
yeah, unless his brother pays the ticket and owns up to it.
MiddleChild08 0
You have one smart brother! But I have to ask, how did he get YOUR license? Wouldn't it be in your wallet, not his, and kinda hard for him to get out of your pocket without you noticing? You can always go to court to fight it. Maybe the cop won't show and you won't have to pay the ticket.
idkweird 0
I had a sister who stole my ID more than once. I didn't know she had done it, so I got a replacement. She was using it to get into bars and all that. I have, since, put special precautions on my SS# so they have to check everything before anyone can use my SS#.
MiddleChild08 0
When and where was that? Where I'm from they aren't allowed to put SS#s on IDs. I'm not saying his brother didn't steal it, I'm just asking how he didn't realize it.
idkweird 0
She didn't steal my SS#, but my mother had kept files in a certain area....where my SS# could be grabbed. I simply thought I had lost my ID and ordered a new one. It wasnt till years later that I found it in her stuff. Basically, she looks enough like me to get away with using my ID...if she had my ID AND my SS#, who could stop her from using it? That's why I had to put extra protection on it.
gangsterbert 0
YDI FOR VEING AN ASSHOLE AND LAUGHING AT HIM. I HAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU. NO EMPATHY **** YOU
Witchcraft_fml 5
You have people like him? Well, what the **** does "veing" mean? GTFO
morgan020 0
your brother wins!
cornsnake 0
have sex with someone and then get your brother in trouble with her dad.
Sodam_INsane 0
wow that sucks =/