Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML
Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, my brother found out that getting pulled over is technically getting arrested. Almost on cue, we got pulled over because my dad doesn't realize that "stop at a Stop sign" doesn't mean "slow down to a crawl, then go." My brother then started yelling, "WE'RE BEING ARRESTED!" At least the cop thought it was funny. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
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Top comments
letthemxeatcake 0
Sucks to have an evil twin, doesn't it?
14hatemachine 2
and next you'll be calling each other ugly haha.
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Anti_Quark 0
Wow, obviously both of them talk to each other on a regular basis and are good friends. Not sure of OPs age but this is the guy he spent most of his life with growing up. And you are telling him to take his brother to court so he gets locked up for 10 years, so his brother will hate him, his mother will hate him, and for his dad to hate him. Yeah no brainier on that one.
idkweird 0
What makes you think he'd get 10 years for a first offense? That's just ridiculous. So, he's just supposed to suck it up, take the point on HIS record and let his brother get away with it completely? For me, it's a no brainer to tell the court EXACTLY what happened.
Fuck_you_all 0
Hahaha!! Owned!!!
allihall127 0
FYL. Do what you can to get the truth out.
scizzerin 0
that happened to me. We were 16 at the time, and had to go to court. I made her go, but she had to sign my name...
cthulhu1138 1
A few well-placed scars should ensure that everyone will be able to tell the two of you apart from now on. If you're looking for something more temporary, a black eye and a broken nose ought to do the trick.
Came219 0
I think i would kill him!! Tho it must be awesome to have a twin!!
tdawgheath 0
What a douchebag. Make him pay.
Starsmydog 0
why not sped yourself, get pulled over and give him one... I'd do it, an eye for an eye
Starsmydog 0
** speed
AnnoyingFlamingo 0
Ha ha that so funny. Go out and fill his car with rat feces. That will show him. Don't forget to park in a red zone and get his car impounded with his liscence. Or park it at an airport long term parking lot with his card. When he finds it, it should have racked up quite a parking bill.