By dickface - 01/04/2016 01:52 - United States - Lewisburg

Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML
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Tripartita 44
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Well, at least if they ever shoot a Harry Potter porno, you'll be first choice for the lead role!

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jbivens1992 17
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Scarface...Dickface...the nick name possibilities are strong. That must have hit you just the right (wrong?) way. Mederma works really well for most scars, maybe you could make it less noticeable. Good luck OP, and sorry to hear that.

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JaffaMC 13
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You'd have to be pretty ballsy to go out in public like that. That really sucks, OP, maybe a doctor can help you

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Csoi 28
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time to invest in large band-aids.

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Skycop_S 23
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But it's a scar?

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krazy789 28
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so you expect OP to cover the scar with band-aids all their life?

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jbivens1992 17
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Scarface...Dickface...the nick name possibilities are strong. That must have hit you just the right (wrong?) way. Mederma works really well for most scars, maybe you could make it less noticeable. Good luck OP, and sorry to hear that.

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mimiminx 23
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I'm sure you're not a dickhead really OP, even if you appear to be one

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The_Avatar 22
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I know that must suck op but i had a scar on my forehead that looked like harry potter...right when the movies were out. It faded almost completely now.

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Tripartita 44
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Well, at least if they ever shoot a Harry Potter porno, you'll be first choice for the lead role!

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UserError94 18
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Haha "Harry!! Did you place your dick in goblet of fire?! You've been very naughty Harry" Sorry op, it was a gay porno.

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Simply replace "wand" with "dick" in Harry Potter for the script.

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bobsanction 18
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Hairy Cocker and the Pissing like fire

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SoulEaterSE 23
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They already shot one

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hardcorefan16 22
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And it's on your face? That's sucks.

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A_Don_101 14
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Or swallows, depends how hardcore your are

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homesuckfucker 28
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Massaging the area with coconut oil every day can reduce scar pigmentation! Also, concealer is a thing if you're looking for a quick fix.

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ssnow_fml 20
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Just get a knife and make the scar look like something else.

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