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<p>Is the hammer for the cat or the floorboard? It's important.&nbsp;</p>

That's pathetic. Lol

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daniel271 13

Sounds like a episode plot for a show

<p>Is the hammer for the cat or the floorboard? It's important.&nbsp;</p>

<p>Not gonna lie I'd fall back asleep then get killed by the murderer you clearly scared off.&nbsp;</p>

It serves two purposes... you can kill/injure intruders or kill that squeaky floor board

What do they call 2 am in London? Hammer time! Do-do-do-do Do-do Do-do Can't touch dis!

<p>Sorry, OP. My cats have done similar things. I know it's them, my brain doesn't shut up until I check.</p>

species4872 19

<p>&nbsp;Must be a fucking fat cat.</p>

Well, fuck.

I feel like you're freaking out a very large amount for one tiny creak. So, what's the underlying issue?