Today, I just patrolled my entire house with a fucking hammer and flashlight because my cat stepped on a fucking creaky floorboard. It's 2 a.m. FML
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DomesticPatrol
- United Kingdom - London
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By
Heteroscodra
| 8
<p>Is the hammer for the cat or the floorboard? It's important. </p>
By
poprocker11221
| 10
That's pathetic. Lol
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poprocker11221
| 10
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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daniel271
| 13
Sounds like a episode plot for a show
By
Heteroscodra
| 8
<p>Is the hammer for the cat or the floorboard? It's important. </p>
By
sasquatchius
| 3
<p>Not gonna lie I'd fall back asleep then get killed by the murderer you clearly scared off. </p>
By
caliguy08
| 17
It serves two purposes... you can kill/injure intruders or kill that squeaky floor board
By
RichardPencil
| 29
What do they call 2 am in London?
Hammer time!
Do-do-do-do
Do-do
Do-do
Can't touch dis!
Hammer time!
Do-do-do-do
Do-do
Do-do
Can't touch dis!
By
Emmereen
| 29
<p>Sorry, OP. My cats have done similar things. I know it's them, my brain doesn't shut up until I check.</p>
By
species4872
| 19
<p> Must be a fucking fat cat.</p>
By
xxmollyxx
| 25
Well, fuck.
By
cacheson
| 41
I feel like you're freaking out a very large amount for one tiny creak. So, what's the underlying issue?