By DomesticPatrol - 07/01/2017 02:07 - United Kingdom - London
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Show it anyway<p>Is the hammer for the cat or the floorboard? It's important. </p>
<p>Not gonna lie I'd fall back asleep then get killed by the murderer you clearly scared off. </p>
It serves two purposes... you can kill/injure intruders or kill that squeaky floor board
What do they call 2 am in London? Hammer time! Do-do-do-do Do-do Do-do Can't touch dis!
<p>Sorry, OP. My cats have done similar things. I know it's them, my brain doesn't shut up until I check.</p>
Well, fuck.
I feel like you're freaking out a very large amount for one tiny creak. So, what's the underlying issue?
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<p>Is the hammer for the cat or the floorboard? It's important. </p>
<p>Not gonna lie I'd fall back asleep then get killed by the murderer you clearly scared off. </p>