Today, I just patrolled my entire house with a fucking hammer and flashlight because my cat stepped on a fucking creaky floorboard. It's 2 a.m. FML
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poprocker11221
| 10
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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daniel271
| 13
Sounds like a episode plot for a show
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Heteroscodra
| 8
Is the hammer for the cat or the floorboard? It's important.
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sasquatchius
| 3
Not gonna lie I'd fall back asleep then get killed by the murderer you clearly scared off.
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caliguy08
| 17
It serves two purposes... you can kill/injure intruders or kill that squeaky floor board
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RichardPencil
| 27
What do they call 2 am in London?
Hammer time!
Do-do-do-do
Do-do
Do-do
Can't touch dis!
Hammer time!
Do-do-do-do
Do-do
Do-do
Can't touch dis!
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Emmereen
| 29
Sorry, OP. My cats have done similar things. I know it's them, my brain doesn't shut up until I check.
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species4872
| 19
Must be a fucking fat cat.
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xxmollyxx
| 25
Well, fuck.
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cacheson
| 39
I feel like you're freaking out a very large amount for one tiny creak. So, what's the underlying issue?
Is the hammer for the cat or the floorboard? It's important.