Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
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Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML
Today, after selling their car, my parents decided to inform me that my car (that I paid for myself) is now going to be the "Family Car". They also informed me that since it is, after all, my car, I'll still have to pay for the gas and maintenance. FML
Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, after ten months of carpooling or borrowing my mom's car to get to work, and saving money, I finally have a brand new car. However, I have nowhere to go, besides work, and everyone I know is busy or lives out of state. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a private dealer my parents had recommended. On my way home they called to tell me that their car broke down. They bought it last week from the same guy. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I got woken up by my parents telling me I had to go buy a car so they could have transportation. Neither of their cars work, so I was letting them use mine, and then they wrecked it. It needs nearly a thousand bucks in repairs to be drivable again, but since it was my car, I have to replace it now to appease them. FML
Today, my father retired and made sure to buy both my younger sisters and their partners near new cars. Despite only one having a licence. Then bought the bare minimal definition of a "functioning" car for me, as compensation for paying off the family car on my own. FML
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redmnky21 8
you tell your dad no she wont... its your car u bought it with ur money... unless she's going to make the insurance payments on it for u and full cover it so if she wrecks it she replaces it
Midnite_2raw 5
If you want to get even report it stolen.
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Comments (370)
gingerninger18 5
Tell him **** Off
LakerChic24 0
say no unless then pay you for using it
loserman67 36
Is mom a milf? Tell her she owes you either one long slow BJ for every tank of gas used or unlimited right to **** her in the ass for every ten miles he puts on the car. Either way you win
Juhreewskeh 5
Say no. If they try to say otherwise drive off.
Omgplz 3
Tho many people say it's wrong; in my opinion think of all the money your parents spent on raising you. Honestly, it seems pretty fair. You're living in THEIR house. They're paying for YOUR lights, water etc.
bighood24 17
Haha I'd be like bull shit she is, if I remember correctly I bought the car so I will drive it
nitemare0 17
He has no legal right, inform her that if she take the car it will be reported stolen, and charges placed
awksome 0
dude!!! did you even reply by saying f**k no!? your money your car, and else move out or sell the car with 3 times the value to your mom.. see if she'd buy it then :)
awksome 0
ps omgplz: ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME?! Lets have a poll about this... who here is as christian and retarded as him/her?
Franklin24 3
I would say sorry dad but HELL NAW I just used all my money to buy this car and I'm gonna use it not be mean to you or mom