JiggaJayZ
United States
Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML
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Skinwalker131 5
It's not completely her fault. It takes two to tango.
krad204 21
Wrap it before you tap it! Why would anyone have a half birthday?
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Futacy 30
I think a condom would've been a much better gift. Lol
P374RD3D 9
It's a bit too late for that.
oceanrain 4
Hasn't anyone err told you that you can get pregnant from unprotected sex?
Welshite 40
What?!?! Err never told me that. Now all those paternity suits make sense.
greeneye_fml 12
You do know there's no form of birth control that's 100% effective, right? For all you know the condom broke.
Posthuman 26
Yeah there is. The stairs never fail
devandanae 11
He replied to an earlier comment and said that the condom did break and, they used the morning after pill.
one_of_a_kind 5
Well on your actual birthday, she might deliver the baby and give him/her to you as a gift!
Billy_Badass 4
jiggajayz, you ARE the father...
JiggaJayZ 16
Ha funny thing is I was watching Maury a couple days ago laughing at the idiocy.. Very harsh karma I guess?
DomDomxoxo 16
OP: is your girlfriend 3 months pregnant? If so, you and the baby might share birthdays (:
SusanBieber 10
I can just see a Maury episode being made about this...
mandyk5918 12
Awe!! That's cute!!
challan 19
that's the gift that keeps on giving!
nina21194 12
Wtf Is a half-birthday lol
SusanBieber 10
Halfway to your birthday...
KiddNYC1O 22
In two months it'll be my quarter birthday.
KaiserSD 8
WTF is a Half Birthday, and who started this garbage? No one wants to celebrate the day stupidity was born into the world, why would anyone want to celebrate it twice in one year? Even at only "half" strength?
EpicBlondie89 19
Half birthdays are for people who were born near major holidays so they can throw parties and petiole actually show up instead of working around family holiday parties, and to have a special day.
birdcagereligion 10
Happy half-birthday, OP! You got the gift of life.