Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16
Nope she's prego. Broken condom. And we even took a morning after and that didn't work so yeah FML
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Skinwalker131 5
It's not completely her fault. It takes two to tango.
krad204 21
Wrap it before you tap it! Why would anyone have a half birthday?
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Finola7 16
What on earth is a 'half birthday'?
callie06 6
I don't know why everyone is assuming he 'celebrates' his half birthday. I imagine he noticed the date and said something like 'hey, it's my half birthday! What'd you get me?' and didn't expect an answer. That hardly means he was celebrating it.
sugarbear0727 19
Sucks that you're only 18, but I know a few people who were young parents, and they are doing great (: just keep your head up. And a broken condom is never fun. :/
mkcherry 14
At least it wasn't your real birthday, I cant imagine crap news like hearing about a kid you don't want on your birthday. Hopefully it works out for you.
forever_tinaa 4
congratulation!
Banannabelle 5
In the ghetto on a cold and gray Chicago morning another little baby is born in the ghettooo
xbaconator9000x 16
YAY! Congrats!
rupertajm90 15
mazeltov