Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16
Nope she's prego. Broken condom. And we even took a morning after and that didn't work so yeah FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Skinwalker131 5
It's not completely her fault. It takes two to tango.
krad204 21
Wrap it before you tap it! Why would anyone have a half birthday?
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Comments (192)
gregkingsley 4
I must be retarded cause I have no idea what a half birthday is.
SanaSazi 32
Don't stick it in and nothing will come out. It's not a difficult concept
Steve95401 49
I have never seen anyone whose age was in double digits celebrate a half birthday.
PowerPanda_fml 3
Dumb ass.
chtychtybngbng 11
And this is an fml situation how? babies are both a gift and a blessing.
mcar 13
Who celebrates their half birthdays? Why would you celebrate being 6 months old in your mother's womb?! （−＿−；）
CharresBarkrey 16
Since when is a gestational period 12 months?
PInK_ExCiTeD 7
I guess no birthday sex then....?
EpicBlondie89 19
Everyone asking about half birthdays: A) I think op was kidding. B)people born around major holidays so celebrate them that way people can make it to parties. If their birthday is around Christmas, people won't be able to make it due to family occasions.
kofeinisti 6
This is the fourth time you've posted that. Jesus. Stop spamming!
EpicBlondie89 19
Some people who are on the app, don't read replying comments. Not to mention, sometimes my app decides to be an ass and not show my comments, therefore resulting in me not knowing the others posted. Do I have your permission now to continue posting?
kofeinisti 6
Yes, you have my permission to continue posting - as long as it's not the same damn comment over and over again. That's spamming and I'm sure it's against the FML rules. I don't care what your excuse is, nothing anyone (anyone spending their time on FML anyway) can think of is worth repeating F
vbmg152 19
No, you got you a baby! Man up & take responsibility! Time to wear your big boy undies!
onedirectionxx 8
...Surprise!!!