FML : Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed...

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Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 1 September 2015 04:37 / New Zealand - Albany

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By Redoxx_fml | 22

#6399199 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:34

Is he Zoidberg?

By nickob96 | 25

#6399192 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:32

Well then...that escalated quickly

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By nickob96 | 25

#6399192 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:32

Well then...that escalated quickly

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krazayman | 18

#6399524 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 23:29

why do bad things happen to good people? fyl OP

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Malecent | 13

#6399622 - Wednesday 2 September 2015 1:51

Op could be a horrible person, no offense op.

By mycrazyaddict1 | 4

#6399194 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Redoxx_fml | 22

#6399219 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:55

That's not how sarcasm works

By peteto818 | 28

#6399195 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:33

At first I thought he'll strip like Joe when Monica invited him over for a lemonade.

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leogachi | 15

#6399803 - Wednesday 2 September 2015 6:20

*Joey

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GEFStryker | 28

#6400238 - Wednesday 2 September 2015 21:08

Funnily enough, I'm on a Friends bender on Netflix right now. Just saw that episode last week.

By vikky538 | 28

#6399196 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:33

Wow.. What were you doing the whole time?

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chinaski7628 | 32

#6399246 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 15:34

Making tea.

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BSnapZ | 21

#6399437 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 20:42

Worth noting, OP is from New Zealand. In NZ we often refer to "dinner" as "tea".

By thatonetribute | 31

#6399198 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:34

...and you just sat back and watched?

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Redoxx_fml | 22

#6399289 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 16:49

Nah op leaned back cause the couch was broke.

By Redoxx_fml | 22

#6399199 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:34

Is he Zoidberg?

By johnjingleheimer | 13

#6399200 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:34

can I be your friend?

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Redoxx_fml | 22

#6399335 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 18:04

Don't you mean acquaintance ?

By Novadi | 22

#6399202 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:35

I would hate to see what his actual home looked like.

By roydashious | 11

#6399203 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:35

chocolate supply?

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melisssa87 | 29

#6399365 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 18:58

I want one too!

By Chinhull | 22

#6399207 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 14:41

He sounds like a winner!

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