Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML
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Redoxx_fml
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Is he Zoidberg?
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nickob96
| 25
Well then...that escalated quickly
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nickob96
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Well then...that escalated quickly
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krazayman
| 18
why do bad things happen to good people? fyl OP
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Malecent
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Op could be a horrible person, no offense op.
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mycrazyaddict1
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
That's not how sarcasm works
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peteto818
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At first I thought he'll strip like Joe when Monica invited him over for a lemonade.
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leogachi
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*Joey
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GEFStryker
| 28
Funnily enough, I'm on a Friends bender on Netflix right now. Just saw that episode last week.
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vikky538
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Wow.. What were you doing the whole time?
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chinaski7628
| 32
Making tea.
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BSnapZ
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Worth noting, OP is from New Zealand. In NZ we often refer to "dinner" as "tea".
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thatonetribute
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...and you just sat back and watched?
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Redoxx_fml
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Nah op leaned back cause the couch was broke.
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Redoxx_fml
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Is he Zoidberg?
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johnjingleheimer
| 13
can I be your friend?
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Don't you mean acquaintance ?
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Novadi
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I would hate to see what his actual home looked like.
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roydashious
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chocolate supply?
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melisssa87
| 30
I want one too!
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Chinhull
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He sounds like a winner!