Miscellaneous: Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face....

By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 06:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

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By Foreigner Fail - 25/09/2022 13:30

Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML

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Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:05

Tough love bitch!

mpj13 8

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:06

She loves you!

Comments

doglover100 28

Saturday 9 November 2013 3:33

You have to be careful about kissing dogs on the face. You are invading their personal space.

krompf 3

Sunday 17 July 2016 4:27

Solution: tell it you're going to go for a ride. It will eagerly jump into your car, making it even easier to drive it out to the middle of nowhere, chuck it out the window, and drive away fast

Jeffrey Laymon 6

Sunday 10 December 2017 4:49

Cesar Milan *heavy breathing*

TheSacredRatty 18

Wednesday 24 October 2018 15:53

Idiot! Hugs and kisses stress the dog out and are threatening to them.

jobekka 20

Sunday 29 August 2021 3:05

i hugged and kissed my dog when I was 5, where i ended up forcing her head way back. my dog didn't maul me for it, but my mom did. they're still animals at the end of the day, and animals react like animals if you force them far enough.