Transportation: Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my...

By wwasmer - 27/02/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

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You deserved it 16 925

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 15:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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By Alex - 06/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Jeffersonville

Today, my mom didn’t answer the phone when I called. My husband promptly said, with a straight face, “Would you answer you?” FML

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You deserved it 143

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 258

You deserved it 2 649

By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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You deserved it 4 457

By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

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You deserved it 288

Heidi_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 20:30

My biggest pet peeve is people driving like ******* idiots because they are occupied with their phone. You deserved it.

thebaroness1984 0

Friday 27 February 2009 20:21

You people know that you've all done it before. Do you really want to throw the first stone here?

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Bueller 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 4:17

I don't know why so many people say your life is ******. You totally deserved this one.

midnyte 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 8:19

Your mom's gut feeling wasn't the accident. It was the insurance/lawsuit following it.

BLoNdii_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:17

let me guess you have a jewish mother.....sounds JUST like mine hahaha

OSUWill 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:16

Hmm.. that's a bit ironic, My friends car was sideswiped the date this FML was posted... Could I have you're insurance information? FYL and my friend's

girrl 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:39

yeah.. idk where you live but in cali its illegal to talk on your phone while driving. besides, if you dont have the skills to pick up a phone while youre at the wheel don't do it. you ruin life for the rest of us who DO have multitasking abilities