Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
Today, my mom didn’t answer the phone when I called. My husband promptly said, with a straight face, “Would you answer you?” FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
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Heidi_fml 0
My biggest pet peeve is people driving like ******* idiots because they are occupied with their phone. You deserved it.
thebaroness1984 0
You people know that you've all done it before. Do you really want to throw the first stone here?
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Comments (70)
Bueller 0
I don't know why so many people say your life is ******. You totally deserved this one.
midnyte 0
Your mom's gut feeling wasn't the accident. It was the insurance/lawsuit following it.
BLoNdii_fml 0
let me guess you have a jewish mother.....sounds JUST like mine hahaha
OSUWill 0
Hmm.. that's a bit ironic, My friends car was sideswiped the date this FML was posted... Could I have you're insurance information? FYL and my friend's
girrl 0
yeah.. idk where you live but in cali its illegal to talk on your phone while driving. besides, if you dont have the skills to pick up a phone while youre at the wheel don't do it. you ruin life for the rest of us who DO have multitasking abilities
musicalmandi16 0
haha that would totally happen to me! today my mom called me to ask if i was suicidal
elfuzzo 0
Why are you using or answering a phone while driving? People like you are idiots and should be taken off of the road.
Emwo 0
more like F the life of the over driver. xD
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Way to endanger lives.
JIMSY 0
don't pickup your phone while driving.... nuf said. next!