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By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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Noooooo!!!!!!!!

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FuzzyML 1

Wednesday 3 October 2012 1:31

And you believed it?! FYL

cwlovell13 3

Wednesday 3 October 2012 2:07

Not actually true, but there may be a 10-15% price increase in pork products due to feed cost increases.

Kuramasan_fml 12

Wednesday 3 October 2012 10:48

I thought it was only supposed to be in Europe. (serious answer. I read the article. )

liveITloud 4

Wednesday 17 October 2012 8:49

I just read an FML about a world wide bacon shortage..FML

lilpsyco 16

Wednesday 7 November 2012 8:53

No now we have to eat turkey bacon and kosher hotdogs. Goodbye pork-chops ;^{(

jc95sd 3

Monday 26 November 2012 22:47

THE END IS NIGH!!!

Pygmy 6

Wednesday 5 December 2012 14:38

Repost?

niquenique_ 7

Monday 24 December 2012 0:24

OMFG!

supportcommand 17

Friday 25 January 2013 4:03

#420

jon06 3

Sunday 29 June 2014 0:20

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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