By Andrew - 14/07/2015 17:59 - United States - Blackwood

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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Of course not! They're mammals, you silly child.

Ah yes, the wild hamburger: known for devouring mice whole and sunbathing.

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That reminds me of a YouTube video I watched once where a man at least over 30 asked if birds were animals. The human race is truthfully a beautiful thing.

I'm not quite sure if beautiful is the right term in this case.

91hayek 31

Well I've seen someone defend Mayonnaise as a gender, and they seemed older than ten years old, so cut him some slack.

bollier13 10

Yes. They are cold blooded creatures that just make me fat

Why of course it is! It's my favorite kind of lizard!

While we're on the subject, is butter a carb?

your question has more validity than the kid's, at least you're asking if food falls under a certain food group. and No it's not.

bad_boyfriend 10

Nope. They're footballs. I chiseled them.