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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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omg that's so nasty. but hey that could be a sisterly gift. hahahahaha

dude best plan evar!!!!

Bwahahahahahah! Dude, that's narsty.

whiteny23 0

lmao im sorry but I think I would've brutally abused my sister if I seen her with my toothbrush! haha

Lunchbox3 0

is she hot?

Hmmmm,the hard part of the toothbrush in her ******,possible but not plausible. 1. it would **** the nice soft fragile skin on the inside, 2. possibly cut the insides. to all the idiot people that think she used it with the bristleley end your ******* retarded. most likely where the battery's are. (AT THE OTHER END OF THE MOUTH PIECE) the hole thing vibrates..

actually the brittles do nothing. ik ppl that have done that before

purplemonkeysnot 0

ewwww thats ******* gross