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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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JayyBabe 0

maybe she was having phone sex and pretending like she was using a real vibrator?

not brother OP is a girl

i bet it tastes better now :p

Go buy a new one at a sex shop that looks like a penis. Put her name on it with a birthday ribbon and leave it clearly at view of everyone.

dumbass111 6

I would buy a new tooth brush man I would cuss my Sid outt

MajorPain318 0

haha dats hilarious.. retaliate

****** brilliant , man

Sadieladean 0

I hope you didn't use it to brush your teeth as well......

Sadieladean 0

her sister, lol, which makes it worse. lesbianism and incest at once, ewwww (nothing against anyone in the gay community)

tell her instead of using your tooth brush to use my d**k it's bigger