lexief1999

Miss Crazyland, United States of America In a relationship

Grossed Out This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Thanks for the mental imagery

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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unicorn 13 September 2011, 21:21 United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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bizzyizzy0121 21 November 2011, 06:28 United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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