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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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I wonder if she uses a vibrator to brush her teeth..

this Fml really turns me on!

awww Yaaa mutha WA!!!!

how did you get away with using that word they always anti flood me or something

Ilikethenamesam 3

That's a laugh :D Buy her a viborator

Just replace the toothbrush head.

justin4521 1

Think about it thats prolly not the first time she tickled her twat with ur toothbrush... and u didnt even kniw about it. ;)

tell her to buy her own toothbrush the tight bitch

mistikmarkar1 0

eww how do u know she was masturbating?! and why get tht close to the point of where u can hear the vibrating ?! mayb she was just trying out ur tooth brush, and it was just tickling her mouth er somethin u nev know lol ..