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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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is there still enough battery in the toothbrush to brush your teeth with?

Hopefully she had the curtesy to put it on charge after she used it.

katkizawa 0

uhhh she is .. how you say ... dirty ? lol :D

unknown103 0

how long have u been using that toothbrush? and ure sister really wants you!

Bazinga, was the name Gerard?

Camsta_A7X 0

That sucks... Bad... Dahahaha

thunderhead32 0

who's ur sister is she hot

triggahappi273 0

Hmm. *stairs at toothbrush* hey I gotta go now

lauralavenderbab 0

buy ur sister one or better still a vibrator