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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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wtf is with the illustration? you really had to make him shirtless and hairy???

Yeah, and not only that but the OP is female. Obviously the illustrator didn't read it very well.

It's called artistic license. An exact replica would be boring like these angry FML comments.

Ahh Syringe, you and your comments...

LMFAO xD get a new tooth brush

minimcattack 2

That is really gross...

O no one ever wants to be in that awkward situation

NightTenshi 0

I love it!

Is it me or is the sister a bit too young to be masturbating in the illustration?

You're never too young to **********. Umm... no pedo.

where did it say anything about age or refer her or his age? no where your ******* retarded!

peguinfeet 0

lol love the idea;)

that is phukin discusting, burn ur tooth brush dude… but that still is pretty damn funny lol

now you know why your teeth are so white!

kayleighn91 0

haha