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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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totally epic. why did you do to her lol. that had to be revenge if anything

ur ****** for life my friend

thats freakin gross! i would slap her.

lol I actually did that with my friends toothbrush that she left here lol

Do you really think that he meant that? It's called a joke. learn to take one.

ThatGuyWithTheFa_fml 0

dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit!

holy mother of Jesus. I would beat her with that damn toothbrush!;)

Vigina dentada

is she hot?

Sheereen_Maarof 0

that's creative? hahaa