Today, I had to yet again explain to the guy I live with that just because you can't see dirt, it doesn't mean it's clean. And so letting his dog lick the plates is NOT the same thing as washing up. He won't listen to me, and he uses my plates. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, I had to try to convince my roommate that, yes, you do need to use dish soap when you hand wash dishes because of bacteria in old food. She still won't believe me, insisting that, "There's no such thing as bacteria in food." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
Kick him out.
skellingtonfart 18
That's disgusting, no-one can be that stupid.
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Comments (91)
dodzin 9
Leave this idiot with his dog....
katykoolcat 13
Wait till he gets very ill one day. Muahahhaha
Satoaoi 13
I'm pretty sure you know what time it is.
divadro102 16
Dog tongues are cleaner than humans'. Still, that's gross. Have him take a turn next spit-shine.
SAgirl 24
Hide the plates
junkman6 22
Put your balls all over the plates and just use plastic for a while. Tell him after you've done it for a couple weeks.
chuckcloninger 12
Wow. This is a tough one. I don't think I could possibly come up with a solution to this one.
jewelz1012 11
Just throw all out his stuff when he's gone or pimp slap some sense into that loser
What1147 5
Start putting his dirty dishes in his bed.
Cysioland 8
Yummy!