Miscellaneous: Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers.... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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By NotANaturist - 01/01/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from a new years party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2011 03:17 - Canada

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By rhiannakirwan - 17/04/2016 18:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML

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Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I wore out the highest heels I had but was nervous about falling because I am such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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Sixth sense

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 22:00

Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML

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Top comments

JacksonCampbell 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:57

How'd that work out for you?

EmoGiana 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:57

I just wanna know why. :)

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soulo93 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:02

that's what's up it be mad fun

HannahLouise96 13

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:24

Can you repeat that in English please?

itsmeyippie 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:10

allow me to roughly translate, "that's what is cool. It Is very fun"

KittyJay 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:02

doesn't everyone???

LindseyLunatic 8

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:05

Sounds like something I would do. But I don't walk far o.O I'm lazy.

Di55le 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:10

shyt I feel u mommi I'm extra lazy too lol

mexicotoucher 7

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:53

I'm so laziness I don't even finish etc.

IndigoFuckYou 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:05

at least the thing has sleeves. You could've just had a regular ol' blanket-then you'd be ******.

Leatherandlace 0

Monday 6 June 2011 18:37

You have such a cool name. Putting a curse in the middle makes you seem so grown up.

IndigoFuckYou 9

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:44

And yours...raise your hands up, this's what rock n' roll looks like...classy. I'm sorry my vile language offends you. But if you're looking for more censored material...try a website other than **** My Life .com.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:06

This FML is missing something...

OCDC 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:21

I see nothing wrong with OP's outfit choice :)

colgesuks 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:12

then it would be more of a backwards robe than it already is...

Keyman1212 14

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:07

So you looked like an escapee from a mental hospital, or a nerd dressed as a Jedi?

kittykat1497 7

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:08

this FML left me with so many questions o.o

Jonnx13 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:08

dude, Snuggies are awesome :) and i hope you didn't just wrap up your body ;)

Bams430 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:08

what happened to your cloths??

kylek61294 1

Sunday 5 June 2011 6:15

*"What happened to your clothes?"

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:04

the mots man!! they came out of the trees man!!! they came out of the trees!!

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:05

*moths*

garrettcodd 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:10

WTF blanket on YouTube will solve any questions lol

eshhayz 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:12

29 ??? did you mean to say "all girls have warmer genitals during ovulation ?" sorry I just don't see the connection

sydneymwfca 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:21

gotta love that video(:

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