Miscellaneous: Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers....

By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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By NotANaturist - 01/01/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from a new years party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2011 03:17 - Canada

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By rhiannakirwan - 17/04/2016 18:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML

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By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I wore out the highest heels I had but was nervous about falling because I am such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 22:00

Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML

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JacksonCampbell 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:57

How'd that work out for you?

EmoGiana 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:57

I just wanna know why. :)

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Mightybob50 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:44

ydi for owning a snuggie. Jk but I'm very curious as to how

msmichelle83 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:49

a snuggie?!?!? really???

kkins 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:53

wild night?

Ikdiy2009 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:56

ydi for owning a snuggle!

Thelective_Lisp 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:01

Well, at least your walk of shame was in style. Mother would be proud.

GeneralMotors 23

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:03

from where?

opendoorclosed 8

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:07

I wanna know if it was one of those leopard or tiger stripe snuggies!!!

pinkiehead94 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:10

musta been a good party!

ckay6 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:11

where were you coming from that you only had a snuggie and sneakers?

anniekins 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:26

could've been worse - you could have forgotten your snuggie

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

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