Miscellaneous: Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers.... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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By NotANaturist - 01/01/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from a new years party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2011 03:17 - Canada

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By rhiannakirwan - 17/04/2016 18:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML

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Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I wore out the highest heels I had but was nervous about falling because I am such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 22:00

Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML

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JacksonCampbell 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:57

How'd that work out for you?

EmoGiana 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:57

I just wanna know why. :)

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sydneymwfca 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:19

hey it could be worse.

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:25

did that w/o the snuggie once

some1azn 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:36

That snuggie saved your life. You should be glad...

I_be_darn 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:36

Damn who did you piss off!

livinginabook 24

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:38

What happened???

birdfreak 24

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:41

I'd love to know how that happened. 

iloveyouxx121 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:41

haha

nmearayta 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:42

that could be the greatest flash mob ever. Suddenly snuggies... thousands of them! at least op was as comfortable as possible except for all the looks, and so much laughter it could be op's theme song.

Catie13 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:44

were u cold? cuz that has happened to me and i felt a draft..xD

BigOrca 2

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:44

I hope your a chick. cuz then it's hot. if ur a dude. WTF did u do to walk home like that.

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