Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
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Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
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waffule365 16
Good thing you were already in the bathroom.
3rdbass 9
You would be a great wingmate, puking with me so I wouldn't feel alone
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Comments (56)
HouseElf 13
Your body says no, but those mirror neurons say yes!
onorexveritas 24
I've never heard of that, o.o that would seriously suck. good thing you were already in the bathroom
akiahara 14
At least you don't have morning (read: all day) sickness. I'd gladly toss my cookies in a bathroom stall once rather than suffer constant nausea. I've never vomited so much in my life.
militarybrat 21
I know this has nothing to do with the FML, but #40 i would suggest drinking lots of water and asking your ob/gyn (or even previously pregnant friends) what to do to stop the nausea. At least it mostly only lasts one trimester? :)
akiahara 14
Thanks, 47, but I've tried every suggestion minus ginger tea (that's next) and zofran. Many OBs are reluctant to prescribe the latter unless you can't even keep fluids down, which isn't the case. Hopefully it only lasts the first trimester, but I've had several friends whom have experienced otherwise. Pregnancy is not pretty. T_T
ballbearing 10
I puked almost every single day of my pregnancy. For most, it stops about 12 weeks in. I was not so lucky:(
Mr_Satan 11
24 - Consider yourself lucky its never tasted good the second time, cause trust me, its thoroughly disturbing when it does
Zack6849 8
I'm not sure if this is correct, but Muslims and women in certain parts of the middle east wear those too, perhaps noor is Muslim?
Kitten_Calderon 14
:( I feel so sorry for you OP.. I'm not a sympathy puker, but I do gag or dry heave when others puke. I can't imagine how awful it is being pregnant with a higher sense of smell.
Tr10162002 3
I fell bad for you !!!
itszlo 8
Hmm I'd never of sympathy puking before O.o Didn't know there was such a term!
skinnen 7
I'm 58. I been using public bathrooms for at LEAST 54 of those years. Other than Army barracks latrines on a payday weekend I've NEVER heard a person puke in one! I'm calling bullshit!