Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
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Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
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waffule365 16
Good thing you were already in the bathroom.
3rdbass 9
You would be a great wingmate, puking with me so I wouldn't feel alone
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Comments (56)
Catkam623 27
Moral of the story is that in a few weeks you'll be puking every morning.
musicalnoodles23 5
She just said she didn't get morning sickness often...
truth_teller23 11
Babies puke quite often. So, yes, OP will most likely be throwing up in the near future.
militarybrat 21
She related the sympathy puking to morning sickness. I am being hopeful this means she only will have it while pregnant, and not after like i most likely will.
MlleMC_fml 19
Babies puke a lot, but it's not quite as disgusting as adults puking. And she won't be as sensitive as she is during the pregnancy.
Rababco 29
@58 Yeah, they generally just spit up a little and it's basically just milk.
bReLiNg 18
That's brutal. Hope you had some Altoids on you!
Thr33to16 8
What does pregnancy have to even do with this fml?
xTrepidation 14
I'm sorry OP that's no fun. At least you had the other person to keep you company.
sugarshane007 20
Noor, this is why you are one of my favorite commenters. You did cause me to sympathy puke however, and nothing ever tastes great the second time around.
sugarshane007 20
Puking together in the bathroom. Ah, this is a time where true friendships are forged.
peachykeenLNG 13
Sympathy symptoms are for the partner of the pregnant woman. Since YOU are the pregnant one, your puking would just be called puking.
noelasis94 18
This must be how the domino effect takes place.
BlackRogue 8
Noor, this isn't related, but I'm on the iPhone app so I dont have messaging... Are you really a nun?? Or do you just have a fondness for wearing nun costumes?
fuzz97 23
"sympathy puking" I didn't even know that was a thing
militarybrat 21
Sure it is. You have never gagged when hearing someone puke? I've been involuntarily doing it since i was a child!
fuzz97 23
naw, I've never done that