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Mike United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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Eternityfalls 0

u shuld of slept

diegojdiaz 4

They have better time than most couples!!! Lol

how could you tell the time wernt your eyes closed (• ( • |

lol how is it like? haha

i wouldve smothered myself

i probably wouldve killed myself!

hateevryone 14

wow thanks for the visual

FYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ! but woah your gramp can last a loong time for his age O_O

#54 That chick is lieable to be made fun of.