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Mike United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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iamslimshady 1

Ewwww old lady boobs gross....

Ewwwwww!!!!!! TMI

And they couldn't have some respect and consideration and just wait until they were alone again becauseeee? Geez, some people...I feel so sorry for you :(

Yikes! That can give me nightmares! :/

Wow 20 minutes. Good for them

simonetaylor94 6

Thts traumatic

Ugh I've slept in my grandparents bedroom with them before, so glad this wasn't the turn out

I would of just got up and left the room