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Mike United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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Comments (316)

lol y didn't u turn around and actually go 2 sleep?

I guess even yr sex life is also ruined cuz of this

Canaan_fml 0

ewh you should stop having sex before your 50 thats disgusting! Was it all wrinkly?

hahahaha! ur probably scarred for lifee

Haha, YDi for being awake.

notice the whole 20 minutes thing

hey, hey, sex is a beautiful thing alright... just not when ur in the same room with them and the people having sex are almost dead.... jk jk haha

aidenkush 0

lmao @ 1

what happens next? did u wake up?