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Mike United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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I don't think it sounds too real either...

sailam777 0

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alyssaax3 0

20 minutes!??!!? Chheesse iitss!!

code2264 0

WTF

chantal_fuzzypea 0

I went to Vermont!! with my mom and her boyfriend!! we where in the same room..they didn't think I can hear then having sex..the distance between the 2 beds not even 1meter...NASTY!! -.- barrrfffff!!! much .____.

oh man. gd luck

Niick_fml 0

YDI for still being awake.

SleepyHead34 0

wholy fck tht sucks i wouldnt be abel to last a min with 70 year olds damn u had to stay 20 MINS  WHOAH FYL INDEED

for 70 year olds they got stamina

GET YOURS GRAMPZ!!!!!'