Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0
o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...
shantoyamuchluv 0
20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.
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salem994 0
u poor kid
BenignSociopath 10
Witnessed means you kept your eyes open...pervert.... Ydi.
ilovedwh 7
a 70 year old can last longer in bed than my 16 year old boyfriend. Super.
starfish7 18
That is fantastic! Good for them!!
SkateboardGirl88 11
i bet the grandpa can't even get a boner!
TheFamilyGuy 0
when he jizzed dust came out xD
Lufferkinz 0
I would've pretended to roll off the bed and remain asleep.
carrieema 1
this is crazy lmao
Natalie_love 0
can their fragile bones handle tht?!?!
khronik_fml 0
grody !!!! -__-