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Mike United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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Comments (316)

daddysgirl8 21

I would have just got up and walked out.

CougeeSwagg 19

They still got it!

joshi42 16

20 minutes? 70 years? You grandpa deserves an enormous high five, not a whining grandson.

spudcanuck 7

I'm surprised a 70 year old could last 20 minutes!

AgentFortySeven 3

Gross, old people sex.

thatonetribute 31

EWWWWW!!!!

jambam1 1

well, join did you in?

NotaVinci 19

Damn. That would be a true eye-gouging experience. Fyl indeed.

Drosophila82 18

Jesus.... Gross... You must have lost your appetite for a month.