Mike
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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0
o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...
shantoyamuchluv 0
20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.
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jess_wileyy 12
Oh.my.gawd. I'm so sorry.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Twenty minutes? Go grandpa and grandma! I would be delighted to go twenty minutes at seventy years old.
happyfingers 15
I feel for ya... Something similar happened to me when I was younger. Horrible.... Just.... Horrible experience... *Shiver of horror*
Zombiebomb 4
*throws up uncontrollably*
Brianna_Ray 23
Good for them still getting it on :P But FYL for having to witness it.
worldclassrager 39
That's just wrong...
Paksenarrion 24
In today's society doing it in the same room as anyone else isn't really acceptable anymore, let alone when it is a younger person or a relative. They may be old but they are not wise or considerate. Just don't ever put your future children and grandchildren through it :x
juwannaman 11
There are sometimes when you wish you hadn't done that... That is one of the times
crazymono13 3
bman54950 15
your grandpops a stud by the man a drink for that performance at his age