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Mike United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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mcm123FML 0

uuuhhhh why did you even watch? couldnt you just turn around...

MikeyLovesNinny 0

jesus H christ, i would of been spewing before the end of it.

indiana_gal 0

nasty o's

musicangel_fml 0

you should have gotten up to go to the bathroom

iHatemylife987 0

My heart goes out to you. Your mental wellbeing is in my prayers.

blud 0

Haha that sucks somuch

nicholeraebarton 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh shit. That friggin blows.

Almightynikita 0

"The more I thrust the more the room got covered in dust" xD Congratulations gramps, keep eating healthy fruit and veg =P

herpderp 0

I'll bet you fapped the whole time.

Rika18 0

Wow 20 minutes at 70?? Geez! Wats their secret! lol