Anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
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irony
Louisville, United States
Today, I have to attend a mandatory parenting class due to a false report filed against me with CPS. My son's school play is at the same time as today's class, and I'll have to miss it so I can learn how to be a "better mom". FML
shnigel
United States
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
4.0delinquent
Chicago, United States
Who am I?
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
No diploma
Extenuating circumstances
Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML
haus
United States
Nice try
Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
Andrew Dutch Beebe
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
nobodywasthere
Today, I explained to my teacher that I wasn't at school yesterday due to three doctor appointments for my moderate epilepsy. Yesterday was senior skip day. She gave me detention for lying. FML
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
VonGore
Doing my part
Today, my professor stated that every student who had perfect attendance would be exempt from taking the final. Having perfect attendance so far, I was thrilled. Then come to find out I have jury duty the day before the exam; she won't excuse my absence. FML
livin
United States
Today, I found out that on Wednesday, when I have 2 exams, I'm called to testify in court. If I go to court, I cannot make the exams. If I take the exams, I'll be held in contempt and arrested. FML
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TrimKibbles 12
Let's be honest, you could easily have avoided that situation by actually turning up to class in the first place.
joeyl2008 29
The irony
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Comments (113)
TehPurdo 4
If you had a legal appointment, you should have an exempted absence, provided that someone called in for you.
HammyBear13 8
Op you deserve it. Stay in school, blah blah blah. Now what i want to know is how many of you who told him he needs to stay in school actually stayed yourselves. I know i sure as hell didnt. I skipped ALL THE TIME. Never had a truancy hearing though.
lwonderful 11
If you get called, you have no choice I believe, but still... YDI for being lazy
Awsomr00 1
Dumbass
B0n351337loser 7
You had to have skipped a LOT of school for them to make you go to court, DURING school hours... doesn't make sense to me. Nor does expulsion for skipping school.
telli164 30
How ironic
cwl727 32
If somebody tried to skip school in my highschool the school would track your butt down.
CaroAurelia 12
Irony is a bitch.
fantasyworld 37
Oh the irony.
Patsy Boren 19
Oh the irony