Miscellaneous: Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing.... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 18:30 - United States - Katy

Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML

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By irony - 25/02/2016 15:08 - United States - Louisville

Today, I have to attend a mandatory parenting class due to a false report filed against me with CPS. My son's school play is at the same time as today's class, and I'll have to miss it so I can learn how to be a "better mom". FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML

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By haus - 19/01/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML

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Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML

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By nobodywasthere - 29/11/2017 01:30

Today, I explained to my teacher that I wasn't at school yesterday due to three doctor appointments for my moderate epilepsy. Yesterday was senior skip day. She gave me detention for lying. FML

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By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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By VonGore - 03/09/2021 14:00

Today, my professor stated that every student who had perfect attendance would be exempt from taking the final. Having perfect attendance so far, I was thrilled. Then come to find out I have jury duty the day before the exam; she won't excuse my absence. FML

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By livin - 11/09/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out that on Wednesday, when I have 2 exams, I'm called to testify in court. If I go to court, I cannot make the exams. If I take the exams, I'll be held in contempt and arrested. FML

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Top comments

TrimKibbles 12

Wednesday 15 January 2014 0:09

Let's be honest, you could easily have avoided that situation by actually turning up to class in the first place.

joeyl2008 29

Wednesday 15 January 2014 0:08

The irony

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stargirl_95 24

Wednesday 15 January 2014 12:31

Why were you skipping school in the first place? If it's because you're being bullied at school or some other legitimate reason FYL. If it's because you just didn't feel like going to class then YDI.

somuchfeels 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 14:00

******* coincidence at it's best.

JulioFDS1998 6

Wednesday 15 January 2014 16:43

Same I got a hearing tomorrow for truancy

blackvyper 8

Wednesday 15 January 2014 16:57

Catch 22

maplecandy 7

Wednesday 15 January 2014 18:35

Your country is ****** up dude, why would they send you to court for truancy?

ruchg1 5

Saturday 18 January 2014 0:42

It's called the United States of America.

Comoke1024 19

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:12

How is appearing in court not an excused absence?

robertmil90 10

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:52

Talk about a rock and a hard place

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 15 January 2014 22:36

Dumb schools and their "policies". If they want to teach us real life lessons, they should stop trying to baby us

Cirrus13 4

Thursday 16 January 2014 0:47

You obviously didn't want to go in the first place. What's new?

krispybacon4321 23

Thursday 16 January 2014 4:27

Oh the irony.

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