Miscellaneous: Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally,...

By not_this_shit_again - 09/04/2014 12:37 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 9 April 2014 20:23

There could always be an "accident" during the tour.

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Wednesday 9 April 2014 20:23

Time to transfer.

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mchmelev1993 10

Friday 11 April 2014 3:23

Uh oh maybe its a sign

birdybirdchirp 18

Friday 11 April 2014 6:52

run Forrest run!!

lemontreee 11

Friday 11 April 2014 16:18

Changes names, move far far away!

icepick23 12

Friday 11 April 2014 20:30

That's awesome, just keep her as a 2am guaranteed sexcapade

Lpontis22 3

Friday 25 April 2014 23:34

Definitely tell you parents.

spikeismykitty 6

Tuesday 1 July 2014 22:59

Did she carry a knife

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